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orchidbreezefc:

nurse-peach:

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

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jilf:

jilf:

Bimbo and Himbo aren’t gender locked

Female himbos:

Male bimbos:

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m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive:

marsup:

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

You’re laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you’re laughing.

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woodelf68:

azertyhug:

kiwi:

dongboss:

smash that reblog for cats the size of two sauce

New measuring unit just dropped.

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red-mercer:

rongzhi:

A mother bamboo rat (竹鼠) and child

Hamster in the front, opossum in the rear. Fkn incredible

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rongzhi:

A Chinese opera performer painting on a face (脸谱) for the ox zodiac.

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mysharona1987:

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funnytwittertweets:

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notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom:

bloodytales:

This is the cutest thing!

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

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figurecollection:

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